I was at the Oscars, waiting to hear if my name was called, and I kept thinking, Cakewalk, cakewalk, cake walk. I thought, Why is ‘Cakewalk’ stuck in my head?. And then, as I started to walk up the stairs and the fabric from my dress tucked under my feet, I realized my stylist had told me, ‘Kick, walk, kick, walk.’ You are supossed to kick the dress out while you walk, and I totally forgot because I was thinking about cake! And that’s why I fell!.

I was at the Oscars, waiting to hear if my name was called, and I kept thinking, Cakewalk, cakewalk, cake walk. I thought, Why is ‘Cakewalk’ stuck in my head?. And then, as I started to walk up the stairs and the fabric from my dress tucked under my feet, I realized my stylist had told me, ‘Kick, walk, kick, walk.’ You are supossed to kick the dress out while you walk, and I totally forgot because I was thinking about cake! And that’s why I fell!.

I was at the Oscars, waiting to hear if my name was called, and I kept thinking, Cakewalk, cakewalk, cake walk. I thought, Why is ‘Cakewalk’ stuck in my head?. And then, as I started to walk up the stairs and the fabric from my dress tucked under my feet, I realized my stylist had told me, ‘Kick, walk, kick, walk.’ You are supossed to kick the dress out while you walk, and I totally forgot because I was thinking about cake! And that’s why I fell!.

(Source: hufflelpuff)

Motionless In White at The HMV Forum last year.

Motionless In White at The HMV Forum last year.

(Source: x-lu)

  1. Camera: Canon DIGITAL IXUS 960 IS
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/320th
  4. Focal Length: 36mm

30rockasaurus:

victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him.

so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers.

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and the paparazzi fell for it.

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i love victoria beckham.

(Source: dumb-y0uth)

wannyy:

why…

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  1. Camera: Canon EOS 5D Mark II
  2. Aperture: f/4.5
  3. Exposure: 1/100th
  4. Focal Length: 25mm

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bandxblogging:

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Bring Me the Horizon

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