I was at the Oscars, waiting to hear if my name was called, and I kept thinking, Cakewalk, cakewalk, cake walk. I thought, Why is ‘Cakewalk’ stuck in my head?. And then, as I started to walk up the stairs and the fabric from my dress tucked under my feet, I realized my stylist had told me, ‘Kick, walk, kick, walk.’ You are supossed to kick the dress out while you walk, and I totally forgot because I was thinking about cake! And that’s why I fell!.
Motionless In White at The HMV Forum last year.
victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him.
so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers.
and the paparazzi fell for it.
i love victoria beckham.
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